About the flat earth and the first astronaut to land on the sun. Russian cosmonauts insulted half the world from orbit Cosmonauts talked about the flat earth

Famous cosmonaut Sergei Ryazansky recently complained. And the flat-earthers defeated him. When Ryazansky, while in orbit of the ISS, took photographs of the Earth and posted them on his Instagram, supporters of the Flat Earth theory attacked him in the comments. “Photoshop, photoshop,” they commented on the photo and accused the astronaut of the fact that in fact he was not on the ISS at all, but at home.

Not long ago, the documentary comedy “Beyond the Bend” was released in America, telling about the difficult life of people who believe in a flat Earth even in the 21st century. These people are not savages, not mentally ill, but ordinary citizens living in high-rise buildings or suburbs; they work, write blogs, in a word, they are no different from you and me. Footage from the lives of ordinary flat-earthers alternates with comments from scientists explaining what exactly makes them hold on to such a crazy idea.

Flat-earthers firmly believe that our planet is flat, and scientists and space agencies hide the edge of the Earth somewhere in the ice of Antarctica and diligently fake every photograph that depicts the sphericity of the planet. Some statements make you think about them, others make you laugh, and some seem simply the height of absurdity, for example, “The moon is a hologram” or “Australia is a fiction.”

To be fair, it is worth saying that some citizens do not believe in a “flat earth” seriously, but because it is cool. But there are also stubborn adherents who are ready to defend their point of view with foam at the mouth. To prove: “The Earth is a pancake,” they spend weeks of their lives and tens of thousands of dollars on expensive equipment. Moreover, flat-earthers are designed in such a way that they manage to interpret even unsuccessful research results in their favor. The film showed how flat-earthers spent money on an expensive laser gyroscope - a device that can show the rotation of the Earth. The task of the militant ignoramuses was to prove that the planet does not rotate. Naturally, the gyroscope did not play along with them, but the flat-earthers were not upset, attributing the failure to “cosmic rays that spoiled the readings.”

In America, supporters of the flat Earth theory find themselves almost outcasts from society: none of the “sharovers” (as they dubbed the dissenters) wants to take them seriously, and flat-earthers have poor relationships with relatives and friends. To avoid boredom, flat Earth adherents create their own dating sites and organize conferences. Sometimes even international.

According to VTsIOM, three percent of Russians believe that the Earth is flat. Three percent may not seem like such a big number unless you think that it is almost 5 million people. There are programs about the flat Earth on various channels, followers of the theory have groups on VKontakte, numbering tens of thousands of subscribers, “countering pseudoscience that encroaches on the foundations of the biblical world order.” The same pseudoscience that invented electricity and the Internet, of course.

Fight for the Flat Earth Society

For a long time now, talk about the theory of a flat Earth has not stopped in the pseudo-scientific community. Popular Western bloggers, athletes, and cultural figures express dubious views on the structure of the world. Russian cosmonauts do not take these allegations seriously, but the authors of the global hoax are praised for their ingenuity.

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“In my opinion, flat Earth supporters are such cool professional space trolling,” cosmonaut Sergei Ryazansky quotes. “I don’t believe that people can be such idiots,” he added during a direct line with the ISS. Another Russian cosmonaut in orbit supported his colleague. “I don’t even have anything to add to Sergei’s words,” noted Alexander Misurkin.

A conversation about supporters of the flat Earth theory took place at the presentation of the first ever panoramic video filmed in outer space. “I think this is a great technology, a great idea. We are very happy that we, the Russians, were the first to try such technology during a spacewalk,” Ryazansky said.

Patients, together with REN-TV, prove that the Earth is flat. Divine arguments... pic.twitter.com/rk75vMFv8l

Media workers obviously did not study well in universities, because the reaction in the press to the Russian cosmonauts' prank turned out to be unprofessional.

We journalists are accustomed to delving into the letter of the law - fighting corrupt officials, schemers and other criminals. To fight what worries us here on earth, and worries everyone.

But on the scale of the cosmos, our worldview is usually lacking. We cannot even imagine that there may be frauds with space itself. But they, global machinations, still exist, and the world is becoming more and more clearly convinced of this.

Here's one episode. In recent years, more and more questions have arisen about the so-called astronauts - about their function, in the form of the Earth, about the evidence for the existence of space flights, etc.

And now Russian cosmonauts in orbit have said what they think about the flat Earth theory. It’s not so bad that Russian astronauts reacted to the theory with humor, calling the idea of ​​a flat Earth “cool professional space trolling.”

The main thing in the remark of the space clowns is that one of them put it this way: “I don’t believe that people can be such idiots.” This is how ISS resident Sergei Ryazansky put it “live”. Alexander Misurkin also supported him.

The channel explained that “the astronauts made such a statement during the presentation of the SPACEWALK 360 project, the first panoramic video filmed in outer space.”

I am sure that readers will be interested in seeing what the Earth looks like in this panoramic video, so we invite you to look at this MIRACLE in the video presented below (from 9:03). I think EVERYONE will be surprised that the Earth in this design looks like a spreading hyperbolic surface.

As for the trick of Sergei Ryazansky, it should be given a legal assessment. The fact is that this cosmonaut, on behalf of Russia, insulted many millions of people from different countries, calling them idiots. This is a crime. Freedom of speech and personal opinion is enshrined in the Constitution of the Russian Federation and in the constitutions of other countries, therefore no Ryazansky has the legal right to dish out insults or make his profane diagnoses.

If he believes that the Earth is round, then let him present at least one photograph of a round Earth. In the meantime, the entire space industry of many countries, for more than 50 years of its existence, has not been able to take a single photograph of the round Earth.

But spacecraft filled the media space with fake “video” and “film” materials, which should have long been classified as fraud.

Sofia Naiman

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The “flat Earth” theory, which, despite scientific achievements, has more and more adherents every day, is a large-scale trolling, say Russian cosmonauts Alexander Misurkin and Sergei Ryazansky

Astronauts from the Russian Federation, currently in orbit of our planet, discussed the “flat Earth” theory with representatives of the press as part of the presentation of the SPACEWALK 360 project.

According to them, the “flat Earth” theory is nothing more than trolling, but high-quality cosmic trolling.

“I don’t believe that people living in the twenty-first century can be idiots to such an extent as to consider the Earth flat,” said Ryazansky, whose words were fully supported by Misurkin.

Adherents of the flat Earth theory, meanwhile, do not let up - one of their leaders, rapper Bobby Ray Simmons Jr. from the United States, is raising money to launch space satellites that will somehow prove that our planet is disk-shaped.

“I will launch these damn satellites into your stinking space and then everyone will understand what a hole we live in. I’ll just collect the money,” he says.

By the way, supporters of the “flat Earth” theory, in order not to look completely, in the words of our cosmonauts, “idiots to such an extent,” put forward various arguments, such as: “since there are flat stars (astrophysicists, indeed, discovered flat stars, that is, not just like a disk, but disk-shaped), which means planets can be like that.

It’s a pity that the discussion is trolling in nature, because people more interesting than the rapper Bobby tried to comprehend the “flat Earth” theory, and there were quite a few of them.

For example, in the mythology of J.R.R. Tolkien says that when Atlantis plunged into the abyss (its inhabitants angered God with their pride), the Lord closed the paths of the world, and for us it turned out to be round. Although the direct path, if you look for it, may open up (“The Silmarillion”).

The Stoic Posidonius, in his time, put forward the concept of “The Earth is a shell in Okeanos.” In Antiquity, people did not separate the waters of the ocean and the sky, calling it all together the word Okeanos.

On the famous map of Gerard Mercator (1569), in place of the North Pole, an unknown continent is depicted with a mountain in the middle, divided crosswise by four rivers. The inscription says that the map of the northern continent is based on the testimony of the knights of King Arthur, as well as travelers of the 14th century. So, during the early Middle Ages there was no ice in the Arctic?! It turns out that travelers reached the polar limits through magic - this explanation by Mercator does not add clarity, from the point of view of modern geography... Magical geography, a flat Earth, a straight path that sometimes opens up as Tolkien wrote - all these are concepts of the same order, they can be considered fairy tales. For many centuries, the Trojan War was considered a myth, and Homer's Iliad a collection of fairy tales - until Schliemann brought them back to our world.

First, an example from my personal life: Several years ago, fate brought me together for the first time with a distant relative. He used to drink heavily, but now he and his wife joined the Sunday Adelaja sect. So somehow we started talking about stars. And it turned out that he and his wife were sure that the stars were holes in the heavenly dome through which God’s light leaked! And this despite the fact that the apartment has a TV and the Internet, and two daughters study at the institute.

"What revolves around the Earth?" In France, on the program “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,” the player takes the help of the audience.

Vitaly Dubogrey writes: Recently one of the commentators confused me. I won’t explain, I’d rather quote his words verbatim

"Yes, the globe is funny... Considering that everyone in maritime navigation and aviation uses a flat earth map (azimuth map). When will this truth be revealed and people will expose this lie?"

When asked why the globe made him laugh so much, I received this answer:

"The fact that heliocentrism was invented 500 years ago by Copernicus, for a large fee. Before that, people had hundreds of maps and drawings, in ALL cultures, about the opposite. The Bible also says about this. Now in the USA the truth has been going on for a year, actively They talk about it and show it on YouTube. Moreover, they are already conducting physical experiments, launching balloons, taking measurements, and more than 200 facts have already been collected. It’s just that people who have seen the globe in school since childhood are used to it. (+ Hollywood films)"

“P.S. Type “200 facts about flat earth” into YouTube. Whether you believe it or not is up to you, just study for yourself. P.S. The bigger the lie, the more difficult it is to refute it.”

Like this. In the 21st century, it turns out that instead of flying to other worlds, we are returning to the idea of ​​a flat Earth.

I became interested in what this 200 evidence was and found it. Ready? Go!

The horizon always appears completely flat 360 degrees around the observer, regardless of altitude. All footage from rockets, planes and drones showing a curved horizon is fake

Law of communicating vessels ( well at least he's not a fake). Here, like, if the earth were a ball, the water in the ocean could not be at the same level ( Apparently the glass would all face south)

Rivers only flow downwards in any direction ( North South West East), and if the Earth were a ball, then many of the rivers could not flow, since it is impossible to flow upward ( to the north, as I understand it)

Surveyors, engineers and architects never take into account the expected curvature of the Earth when designing

If the earth were actually a ball, then airplane pilots would constantly have to adjust their altitude, otherwise they would fly into outer space

To summarize, it all comes down to this:

The Earth is a flat disk 40,000 kilometers in diameter, centered near the North Pole
- The Sun and Moon rotate over the surface of the Earth. The same thing happens with the stars.
- Gravity occurs due to the fact that the Earth is moving upward with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s?
- The South Pole does not exist. What seems to us like Antarctica is an ice wall encircling the world.

All photographs of the Earth from space are fakes

The distance between objects in the southern hemisphere is much greater. The fact that flights between them are happening faster than the flat Earth map should indicate is because airline pilots are also involved in the conspiracy.

Who can tell me what this is?! How to perceive this?! Are we sliding into the Middle Ages?!

And here's another beautiful one:

A popular canard about North Korea is the story that the news about the landing of the first North Korean astronaut on the Sun was spread across all media in the DPRK.

North Korean news agencies allegedly told the gullible residents of the country about the immortal feat of a seventeen-year-old astronaut named Hung Il Hong, who was the first person to land on the Sun and then return to Earth. In total, his flight lasted eighteen hours. The news also says that Hung Il Hong's landing on the Sun took place at night so that the young astronaut would not suffer from ultra-high temperatures on the star closest to Earth.

The funny thing is that many people took the news completely seriously.

And who wants to become a millionaire in French with the question “What revolves around the Earth”? Suggested answers: Moon, Sun, Mars, Venus.