What does irl mean? Dvacher's Dictionary

Lesbian chat on a distant American server. Vika enters. Vika: Hi all! I m Vikky 17/f bi. Anybody wanna sex? But no one answers. Everyone is busy with their own affairs. Anna enters. Anna: Hello. Who nibud speak po russki? Vika: anna privet. where from? Anna: Iz moskvi, a ti? Vika: ya tozhe. u tebja russkij shrift est? Anna: da Vika: CHPF FBL RTPYUYFBFSH HPTSEYSH? Anna: what is that? Vika: can you read it like this? Anna: mogu Vika: then switch to Russian, it’s easier Anna: Like this? Vika: smart. how old are you? Anna: 15, what about you? Vika: you need to play with dolls, what are you doing here? Anna: How old are you, old lady? Vika: soon to be 18 Anna: And at 15 you didn’t go to the chat? Vika: of course not Anna: Because there was no computer? Vika: very funny. " Have you ever seen a man's pussy in RL? Anna: I don’t know what RL is, but where did you get a man’s pussy, Vika? Vika: where from? the men bring it. It’s a pity that they can’t unfasten it. They also have to endure the strain themselves. Anna: So you fuck with men too? Vika: of course, I love variety Anna: Well, forget about men today! Because you are in my room, lit by candles, on the table there is a bottle of French wine. If you don't like wine, give yourself what you want. I’m sitting with a cigarette in a big soft chair, and you’re on the fluffy carpet at my feet. Vika: I’ll be imprisoned for child molestation Anna: Don’t drift. I'm already stroking your hair. Don't you feel good? Vika: persuaded. I crawl closer to you, stroke your legs, listen, are you wearing trousers or a skirt? Anna: In a skirt. You are also wearing a skirt and a blouse, which I begin to slowly unbutton. Vika: I get up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and turn off the light. Anna: What are you turning off? Our candles are burning. Vika: I'm sorry. I rise up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and blow out the candle. Anna: What are you blowing it with? Vika: what do you mean with what? with your mouth, of course. what are you doing? Anna: Then why are you kicking your leg? Vika: @%$&^$&^$# yes, I just copied the text and replaced turn it off with blow it out. What are you quibbling about? Anna: Don’t swear, otherwise I’ll take you by the hair and put you on the floor again. Vika: and I will kiss your feet. first my feet, then my legs, then my knees, and I will begin to rise higher higher higher Anna: Vika, how do you make such big letters? Vika: I just put a heading tag and that’s it Anna: How’s that? Vika: did you come here to learn computer literacy? Anna: Well, please tell me-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Vika: you write your text and that’s it. the font will be the largest. H2 - smaller. and so on until H6. there are no others Anna: Thank you! I got it. Vika: clever! then I'll go ahead and kiss you like this< Тут под викиным текстом появляется картинка, на которой очень откровенно показано как одна девочка целует другую прямо между ножек. >Anna: So you can insert pictures too? Vika: Anya, isn’t it time for you to do your homework? Why are you fooling people? Anna: Well, don't be angry. I really need it. Do you know how to do all this, all sorts of home pages? Vika: yes, I’ve already designed seven websites, this is my hack work Anna: Cool! Vika, can you help us make a website, but not too expensive? Vika: who is this for? school club “skillful sponges”? Anna: No, the company. And then the boss got it, demands “representation on the Internet”, but does not give money. Vika: Anya, how old are you? Anna: Well, not 15. Still, they want to be younger. Vika: but not everyone goes overboard with rejuvenation Anna: Come on. How much do you charge for the site? Vika: well, it depends on the volume, on the complexity Anna: We don’t need a complex one, but not more than 500 bucks. Can you do? Vika: without scripts and animation you can do it for 500 Anna: It's covered. Can you come to the office on Mayakovka tomorrow afternoon? Let's discuss the details. Vika: at 4 I can Anna: Write the address:……………… Vika: is this your boss? Anna: It's me. Vika: fifteen-year-old Anya? Anna: Forget it. We're talking about business. Will you come tomorrow? Vika: definitely. See you tomorrow Anechka. kisses Anna: Wait. We need to issue you a pass. Say your full last name, first name, patronymic. Vika.

Even if you’ve been wandering around on all sorts of Internets like forums, contacts and other chats for ten years, this does not mean that at dvach you will easily join the team, and in general you will understand what they are talking about there. But don't be upset! There is this list especially for newfags like you.
Sap dvach- greetings
Anon(pineapple, antoine) - anonymous, user dvacha
Abu- admin and owner of Dvacha
Achievement- achievement
Thread- topic\topic\discussion thread
Kun- boy
Tian\Eot(there is one chan)\Aphid(tnya)- young woman
Bump(Bring up my post) - raising a thread when sending a response, a sign of interest. A kind of like.
Sage- Anon's dissatisfaction with this thread.
Wipe- active posting of various kinds of material, mostly repetitive or united by a common theme, with the goal of lowering or further destroying the thread by lowering it to a critical point. Where the critical mark is the limit after which threads are automatically deleted by the system as no longer relevant.
Bitard- a regular on the /b/ section of imageboards, well versed in local slang and behaving appropriately.
Buhurt- ass pain, negative reaction to a sore subject.

Lamp– cozy, warm, homely
Erokhin- alphach (alpha male), successful guy
Sonny basket(Sychev, omezhka) - mother’s son
DS(default city – default city) - Moscow
DS-2- St. Petersburg
Mukhosransk- a city in the depths of Russia
Pic related- a standard phrase that is written if the image uploaded by the op in the first post of the thread matches the subject. In the case when an image is selected randomly according to the principle “to be” (since on many image boards opening a new thread without attaching a picture to it is prohibited. This, for example, is the /b/ dvacha section), the opposite phrase is written - pic unrelated or pic not related .
Condensed milk is shining- time in prison is shining
inb4 (In before)- waiting for something
Hikka– a person who consciously and purposefully isolates himself from society
Lost from this(capitulated, “out loud”) - laughed
Karlan- a short guy
Peka(bakery) – PC - computer
Fap(fap, fap) - masturbate
Bioproblems- problems with sex
Paste- copy-paste - copied content
Sauce- source - source
Force(force) - impose
Malafya(fapcha) - sperm
Empire- Russia
Liberator- Putin
Vatnik- a patriot of Russia, a person with a pro-Russian point of view
SHIN- WIN - win - victory, something worthy and suitable
Moralfag- moralizer
Oldfag- old-fashioned
Newfag- newbie
Sosnitsky's theorem- fat trolling of schoolchildren asking their exam questions on the Internet.

Lesbian chat on a distant American server. Vika enters. Vika: Hi all! I m Vikky 17/f bi. Anybody wanna sex? But no one answers. Everyone is busy with their own affairs. Anna enters. Anna: Hello. Who nibud speak po russki? Vika: anna privet. where from? Anna: Iz moskvi, a ti? Vika: ya tozhe. u tebja russkij shrift est? Anna: da Vika: CHPF FBL RTPYUYFBFSH HPTSEYSH? Anna: what is that? Vika: can you read it like this? Anna: mogu Vika: then switch to Russian, it’s easier Anna: Like this? Vika: smart. how old are you? Anna: 15, what about you? Vika: you need to play with dolls, what are you doing here? Anna: How old are you, old lady? Vika: soon to be 18 Anna: And at 15 you didn’t go to the chat? Vika: of course not Anna: Because there was no computer? Vika: very funny. " Have you ever seen a man's pussy in RL? Anna: I don’t know what RL is, but where did you get a man’s pussy, Vika? Vika: where from? the men bring it. It’s a pity that they can’t unfasten it. They also have to endure the strain themselves. Anna: So you fuck with men too? Vika: of course, I love variety Anna: Well, forget about men today! Because you are in my room, lit by candles, on the table there is a bottle of French wine. If you don't like wine, give yourself what you want. I’m sitting with a cigarette in a big soft chair, and you’re on the fluffy carpet at my feet. Vika: I’ll be imprisoned for child molestation Anna: Don’t drift. I'm already stroking your hair. Don't you feel good? Vika: persuaded. I crawl closer to you, stroke your legs, listen, are you wearing trousers or a skirt? Anna: In a skirt. You are also wearing a skirt and a blouse, which I begin to slowly unbutton. Vika: I get up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and turn off the light. Anna: What are you turning off? Our candles are burning. Vika: I'm sorry. I rise up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and blow out the candle. Anna: What are you blowing it with? Vika: what do you mean with what? with your mouth, of course. what are you doing? Anna: Then why are you kicking your leg? Vika: @%$&^$&^$# yes, I just copied the text and replaced turn it off with blow it out. What are you quibbling about? Anna: Don’t swear, otherwise I’ll take you by the hair and put you on the floor again. Vika: and I will kiss your feet. first my feet, then my legs, then my knees, and I will begin to rise higher higher higher Anna: Vika, how do you make such big letters? Vika: I just put a heading tag and that’s it Anna: How’s that? Vika: did you come here to learn computer literacy? Anna: Well, please tell me-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Vika: you write your text and that’s it. the font will be the largest. H2 - smaller. and so on until H6. there are no others Anna: Thank you! I got it. Vika: clever! then I'll go ahead and kiss you like this< Тут под викиным текстом появляется картинка, на которой очень откровенно показано как одна девочка целует другую прямо между ножек. >Anna: So you can insert pictures too? Vika: Anya, isn’t it time for you to do your homework? Why are you fooling people? Anna: Well, don't be angry. I really need it. Do you know how to do all this, all sorts of home pages? Vika: yes, I’ve already designed seven websites, this is my hack work Anna: Cool! Vika, can you help us make a website, but not too expensive? Vika: who is this for? school club “skillful sponges”? Anna: No, the company. And then the boss got it, demands “representation on the Internet”, but does not give money. Vika: Anya, how old are you? Anna: Well, not 15. Still, they want to be younger. Vika: but not everyone goes overboard with rejuvenation Anna: Come on. How much do you charge for the site? Vika: well, it depends on the volume, on the complexity Anna: We don’t need a complex one, but not more than 500 bucks. Can you do? Vika: without scripts and animation you can do it for 500 Anna: It's covered. Can you come to the office on Mayakovka tomorrow afternoon? Let's discuss the details. Vika: at 4 I can Anna: Write the address:……………… Vika: is this your boss? Anna: It's me. Vika: fifteen-year-old Anya? Anna: Forget it. We're talking about business. Will you come tomorrow? Vika: definitely. See you tomorrow Anechka. kisses Anna: Wait. We need to issue you a pass. Say your full last name, first name, patronymic. Vika.

Lesbian chat on a distant American server. Vika enters. Vika: Hi all! I m Vikky 17/f bi. Anybody wanna sex? But no one answers. Everyone is busy with their own affairs. Anna enters. Anna: Hello. Who nibud speak po russki? Vika: anna privet. where from? Anna: Iz moskvi, a ti? Vika: ya tozhe. u tebja russkij shrift est? Anna: da Vika: CHPF FBL RTPYUYFBFSH HPTSEYSH? Anna: what is that? Vika: can you read it like this? Anna: mogu Vika: then switch to Russian, it’s easier Anna: Like this? Vika: smart. how old are you? Anna: 15, what about you? Vika: you need to play with dolls, what are you doing here? Anna: How old are you, old lady? Vika: soon to be 18 Anna: And at 15 you didn’t go to the chat? Vika: of course not Anna: Because there was no computer? Vika: very funny. " Have you ever seen a man's pussy in RL? Anna: I don’t know what RL is, but where did you get a man’s pussy, Vika? Vika: where from? the men bring it. It’s a pity that they can’t unfasten it. They also have to endure the strain themselves. Anna: So you fuck with men too? Vika: of course, I love variety Anna: Well, forget about men today! Because you are in my room, lit by candles, on the table there is a bottle of French wine. If you don't like wine, give yourself what you want. I’m sitting with a cigarette in a big soft chair, and you’re on the fluffy carpet at my feet. Vika: I’ll be imprisoned for child molestation Anna: Don’t drift. I'm already stroking your hair. Don't you feel good? Vika: persuaded. I crawl closer to you, stroke your legs, listen, are you wearing trousers or a skirt? Anna: In a skirt. You are also wearing a skirt and a blouse, which I begin to slowly unbutton. Vika: I get up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and turn off the light. Anna: What are you turning off? Our candles are burning. Vika: I'm sorry. I rise up, take the cigarette from you, gracefully extend my leg and blow out the candle. Anna: What are you blowing it with? Vika: what do you mean with what? with your mouth, of course. what are you doing? Anna: Then why are you kicking your leg? Vika: @%$&^$&^$# yes, I just copied the text and replaced turn it off with blow it out. What are you quibbling about? Anna: Don’t swear, otherwise I’ll take you by the hair and put you on the floor again. Vika: and I will kiss your feet. first my feet, then my legs, then my knees, and I will begin to rise higher higher higher Anna: Vika, how do you make such big letters? Vika: I just put a heading tag and that’s it Anna: How’s that? Vika: did you come here to learn computer literacy? Anna: Well, please tell me-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Vika: you write your text and that’s it. the font will be the largest. H2 - smaller. and so on until H6. there are no others Anna: Thank you! I got it. Vika: clever! then I'll go ahead and kiss you like this< Тут под викиным текстом появляется картинка, на которой очень откровенно показано как одна девочка целует другую прямо между ножек. >Anna: So you can insert pictures too? Vika: Anya, isn’t it time for you to do your homework? Why are you fooling people? Anna: Well, don't be angry. I really need it. Do you know how to do all this, all sorts of home pages? Vika: yes, I’ve already designed seven websites, this is my hack work Anna: Cool! Vika, can you help us make a website, but not too expensive? Vika: who is this for? school club “skillful sponges”? Anna: No, the company. And then the boss got it, demands “representation on the Internet”, but does not give money. Vika: Anya, how old are you? Anna: Well, not 15. Still, they want to be younger. Vika: but not everyone goes overboard with rejuvenation Anna: Come on. How much do you charge for the site? Vika: well, it depends on the volume, on the complexity Anna: We don’t need a complex one, but not more than 500 bucks. Can you do? Vika: without scripts and animation you can do it for 500 Anna: It's covered. Can you come to the office on Mayakovka tomorrow afternoon? Let's discuss the details. Vika: at 4 I can Anna: Write the address:……………… Vika: is this your boss? Anna: It's me. Vika: fifteen-year-old Anya? Anna: Forget it. We're talking about business. Will you come tomorrow? Vika: definitely. See you tomorrow Anechka. kisses Anna: Wait. We need to issue you a pass. Say your full last name, first name, patronymic. Vika.