Various boring stories. Material for the lesson "boring tales"

There lived an old man. Went to the mill to grind flour...
- Well, here you beckoned, but you don’t tell!
- If only he arrived, told, and he, maybe a week will pass!

Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
- Tell.
- Tell me, tell me, tell me a fairy tale about a white bull?
- Tell.
- You tell me, yes I say, but what we will have, but how long it will be! Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

Once upon a time there were two brothers, two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane. They mowed down a stack of hay and placed it among the Poles. Can't you tell the tale again from the end?

Once upon a time there was an old man, the old man had a well, and in the well there was a dace; here is the end of the story.

Once upon a time there was a king, the king had a yard, there was a stake in the yard, a bast on the stake; can't you tell from the beginning?

Shall I tell you a boring tale?
- Tell.
- You say: tell me, I say: tell me; to tell you a boring tale?
- No need.
- You say: don't, I say: don't; should I tell you a boring tale? .. etc.

A goose flew, sat on the road - fell into the water. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty - got wet, vykis, got out - sat on the road and again fell into the water. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty, vykis, got out, etc.

- Tell a story about a goose?
- Tell.
- And she's already gone.

- Tell a story about a duck?
- Tell.
- And she went to the booth.

The crucian swam and swam near the dam ...
My story has already begun.
The crucian swam and swam at the dam ...
The story is half told.
I would have caught you by the tail of a carp ...
Yes, it's a pity that the whole story has been told

There was a king Dodon.
He built a bone house.
Scored from all over the kingdom of bones.
They began to wet - soaked,
They began to dry - the bones dried up.
Wet again.
And when they get wet - then I'll tell you!

There was a king, the king had a court,
There was a stake in the yard, a bast on the stake;
not to tell the tale first?

In some kingdom
In some state
Once upon a time there was a king, the king had a garden,
There was a pond in the garden, there was cancer in the ponds...
Anyone who listens is an idiot.

It's summer outside, under the window is a shop,
In the dace shop - the end of the fairy tale!

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Boring fairy tales are small works, built in a special way: either without an end (in which the same piece of text is repeated many times), or with a suddenly fast end. A vivid example of the first type is “The Tale of the White Bull” or “The priest had a dog”, and the second type is the poem “A fly sat down on jam” known to us from childhood.

Under the term "boring fairy tale" it is customary to combine jokes of a fabulous nature, with which storytellers entertain children or try to arouse their excessive interest in fairy tales. A tedious fairy tale is offered instead of a fairy tale.

Boring fairy tales occupied a special place in children's folklore. To the children preparing to listen to a long and fascinating tale, the narrator suddenly says:

There were two geese
That's the whole story!

An outcry rises...

Boring tales usually begin with a preliminary deception of the child. The narrator will tell the one who wants to listen to the fairy tale: “Listen, I will tell you a fairy tale good-o-o-shu, d-o-o-ly.” The child, thinking that they really want to tell him a good and long tale, pricks up his ears and turns into hearing, but meanwhile he is deceived: the narrator begins to tell a boring tale.

Examples of boring tales

Once upon a time there were two peacocks
That's half the story.
There were two geese
That's the whole story.

The bear got up on the deck -
Bultykh in the water!
Already he is wet in the water, wet,
Already he is in the water kitty, kitty,
Wet, vykis,
Get out, dry.
The bear got up on the deck ...

There was a king Dodon.
He built a bone house.
Scored from all the kingdom of bones,
They began to wet - soaked,
They began to dry - the bones dried up.
Wet again
And when they get wet -
Then I'll tell.

Can I tell you a story about an owl?
- Tell!
- Good! Listen, don't interrupt!
The owl flew.
Cheerful head.
Here she flew, flew,
sat on a birch,
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again.
Here she flew, flew,
sat on a birch,
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again...
Should I say more?

In some kingdom
In some state
There lived a king
The king had a garden
There was a pond in the garden
There was cancer in the pond;
Who listened -
That fool.

Once upon a time there were two crane brothers.
They mowed a stack of hay;
They put it in the middle of the ring...
Why not start again from the end?

In some kingdom
In some state
Once upon a time there was a king god-ha-a-a-ty:
He had a yard
There was a stake in the yard,
A washcloth hung on a stake.
Can't you tell from the beginning?

The crane thought to marry
Go seven miles through the swamp.
I thought about getting married
On a beautiful girl, on a heron.
If he starts pulling his legs out of the swamp, the tail will get stuck.
The tail will be pulled out - the legs will be tied.
He will start pulling his legs out of the swamp - the tail will get stuck,
The tail will be pulled out - the legs will be tied ...

In one swamp there lived a frog
By name by patronymic, a wah.
The frog decided to jump onto the bridge,
I sat down and........
She tied her tail in mud: pulled, pulled, pulled, pulled - pulled out her tail.
Yes, she tied her nose: she pulled, pulled -
Pulled her nose
Yes, she tied her tail: pulled, pulled, pulled, pulled - pulled out her tail.
Yes, she tied her nose, etc.

In some kingdom
In some state
There lived a crow
And she decided to fly
In the Far Far Away Kingdom,
In the thirtieth state.
flew,
Flying, flying, flying
Yes, I sat down
Sitting, sitting, sitting
Yes, she flew;
Flying, flying, flying
Yes, she sat down;
Sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting
Let it fly...

Once upon a time there was a grandmother
Yes, by the river.
Grandma wanted
Swim in the river.
And my grandmother bought
Soap and washcloth.
This song is good
Start over.

peeled potatoes,
They hit Antoshka.
Antoshka ran
The chairman said.
The chairman came running
What's the matter, what's the matter?
peeled potatoes,
They hit Antoshka ....

There were two brothers
Two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane.
They mowed a stack of hay,
Placed among the Poles.
Can't you tell the tale again from the end?

I was walking across a bridge
Look - the crow gets wet.
I took the crow by the tail,
Put her on the bridge
Let the crow dry!
I walked again across the bridge,
Look - the crow dries.
I took the crow by the tail,
Put her under the bridge -
Let the crow get wet!

Once upon a time, Yashka
He had a red shirt
Buckle on the belt
Hat on the head
A rag around the neck
In the hands - a bunch of bast.
Is my story good?

A stuffed meow was sitting on a pipe,
The scarecrow meowed a song.
Scarecrow-meow with red-red mouth,
It tortured everyone with a terrible song.
All around the scarecrow is sad and sickening,
Because his song is about the fact that
A stuffed meowache sat on a pipe ...

Once upon a time there were two brothers, two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane. They mowed down a stack of senza, put it among the polts. Can't you tell the tale again from the end?

Once upon a time there was a king, the king had a yard, there was a stake in the yard, a bast on the stake; can't you tell from the beginning?

Shall I tell you a boring tale?
- Tell.
- You say: tell me, I say: tell me; to tell you a boring tale?
- No need.
- You say: don't, I say: don't; to tell you a boring tale? - etc.

There lived an old man. I went to the mill to grind flour ...
- Well, here you beckoned, but you don’t tell!
- If only he arrived, told, and he, maybe a week will pass!

A goose flew, sat on the road - fell into the water. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty - got wet, vykis, got out - sat on the road and again fell into the water. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty, vykis, got out, etc.

Short boring fairy tales for children

Once upon a time there was a king Vatuta,
And the whole story is here.

Once upon a time there was a king Dodon,
He messed up his hand.

The fly sat on the jam -
That's the whole poem.

Do you want a fox story?
She is in the forest.

The river flows
Bridge across the river
Sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
Bast on the tail
Tell me first...

Boring (boring) fairy tale- a short story, without much meaning, the end of which goes back to the beginning, and the same thing is repeated. Children are teased with a boring fairy tale, who themselves bother with requests to tell them a fairy tale.

Can I tell you a story about an owl?
- Tell!
- Good! Listen, don't interrupt!
The owl flew
Funny head.
Here she flew, flew,
sat on a birch,
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again.
Here she flew, flew,
On the birch of the village
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again...
Should I say more?

Shall I tell you a boring tale?
- Tell.
- You say: tell me, I say: tell me; to tell you a boring tale?
- No need.
- You say: don't, I say: don't; to tell you a boring tale? - etc.

Once upon a time there lived the king of Tofuta - and the whole fairy tale is mulberry.

You tell me, I tell you - should I tell you about the white bull? Yes, tell me!

Would a crane live with a crane, they put a stack of hay - can't you say again from the end?

There was a man Yashka (Sashka), he was wearing a gray sermjak, a buckle on the back of his head, a rag on his neck, a hat on his head - is my fairy tale good?

Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white goose?
- Tell.
- That's all she is.

Did we go with you?
- Let's go!
Did you find the boot?
- Found!
- Did I give it to you?
- Dal!
- Did you take it?
- Got it!
- Where is he?
- Who?
- Yes, not who, but what!
- What?
- Boot!
- Which?
- Well, like that! Did we go with you?
- Let's go!
Did you find the boot?
- Found.

The river flows
Bridge across the river
Sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
Bast on the tail
Tell me first?

The bear got up on the deck -
Bultykh in the water!
Already he is wet in the water, wet,
Already he is in the water kitty, kitty,
Wet, vykis,
Get out, dry.
The bear got up on the deck ...

In some kingdom
In an unknown state
Not where we live
A marvelous thing happened
A wonderful miracle appeared:
An important turnip grew in the garden,
Every old woman praised:
one day
You don't go around.
The whole village ate half of that turnip for a month,
Barely got there.
The neighbors saw
They ate the other half for three weeks.
The rest was piled on the cart,
Dragged past the forest
The cart was broken.
A bear ran by - he was surprised,
Falling asleep with fear...
When he wakes up
Then the story goes on!

Boring Tales is a small rhyme consisting of an unlimited number of identical fragments. Such a tale can be told endlessly until you or your listener get tired. It helps a lot to switch your child's attention.

***
There were two brothers
two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane.
They mowed a stack of hay,
placed among the Poles.

***
There lived an old man
the old man had a well,
and in the well there is a dace;
here is the end of the story.

***
There lived a king
the king had a court,
there was a stake in the yard,
bast on a stake;
can't you tell from the beginning?

***
Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

- Tell.

- Tell me, tell me, tell me a fairy tale about a white bull?

- Tell.

- You tell me, yes I say, but what we will have, but how long it will be!

Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

***
Shall I tell you a boring tale?

- Tell.

- You say: tell me, I say: tell me; whether to tell you

boring fairy tale?

- No need.

- You say: don't, I say: don't; tell you boring

fairy tale? - etc.

***
- Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white goose?
- Tell.
- That's all she is.

***
A goose flew, and as it landed on the road, it fell into the water.
Mok, mok. Kitty, kitty - soaked, got out, vykis.
- sat down on the road and again fell into the water.
Mok mok kitty kitty - vykis got out, etc.

***

The bear got up on the deck -
Bultykh in the water!
Already he is wet in the water, wet,
Already he is in the water kitty, kitty,
Wet, vykis,
Get out, dry.
The bear got up on the deck ...

***

- Tell you a story about an owl?
- Tell!
- Good! Listen, don't interrupt!
The owl flew
Funny head.
Here she flew, flew,
sat on a birch,
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again.
Here she flew, flew,
On the birch of the village
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again...
Should I say more?

***

The river flows
Bridge across the river
Sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
Bast on the tail
Tell me first?

***

The priest had a dog
He loved her.
She ate a piece of meat
He killed her.
Buried in a hole
And wrote the inscription
what:
The priest had a dog
etc.

***

The dog was walking across the bridge
She tied her tail in the mud,
Pulled, pulled, stretched out the tail,
I just got my nose stuck in a swamp.
Pulled, pulled..

***

Once upon a time we were friends
Cat and Workot.
They ate from the same table
Looked through the window from one angle,
They went for a walk from one porch. . .
Wouldn't you like to listen to the tale again from the end?

***

- There was an old man. Went to the mill to grind flour...
- Well, here you beckoned, but you don’t tell!
- If only he arrived, told, and he, maybe a week will pass!

***

On the mountain - a hut,
An old woman lives in it.
Sitting on the stove
Chews rolls.
Here she stood
She took out a washcloth from behind the stove. . .
The old woman's bast is good!
Why not start the story from the beginning?

***
At grandmother's hut
Burenka chewed grass,
She chewed, chewed - was silent.
I saw: on the fence-bast.
I saw a washcloth - mooed ...
Should I say about Burenka first?

***

Once upon a time there was a grandmother
Yes, by the river
Grandma wanted
Swim in the river.
She bought
Soap and wash.
This story is good
Start over...

***

Aunt Arina
cooked porridge,
Egor and Boris
They fought over porridge.
Washed, washed,
Start from the beginning!

***

Once upon a time there was a king Vatuta and the whole fairy tale is here.
There is a gingerbread house,
decorated with raisins,
Shines in the light of the moon.
Candy door, Can't you tell from the end?..

***

Once upon a time there was a Tsar Bubenets.
He wanted to build himself a new palace
They brought him wet boards,
They laid it on the sand to dry.
Dried, dried, dried.
They put it in the river and soaked it.
Again dried - dried up,
Soaked again - soaked!
This is how the boards will be ready,
Then we will take up this fairy tale again.
It won't be soon though:
It will be that year
When the goblin dies, -
And he hasn't gotten sick yet!

***

Let's go further.
We see the bridge
On the bridge the crow dries.
Grab her by the tail
Shast under the bridge -
Let her get wet!
Let's go further.
We see the bridge
A crow gets wet under the bridge.
Grab her by the tail
Shash it on the bridge -
Let her dry!
Let's go further...

***

Oak stands over the river.
On that oak sits a magpie -
looks into the river.
And the cancer got out of the water and crawls.
Here he climbs and crawls, climbs and crawls, and the magpie looks.
Here she looks, and the cancer crawls and creeps
Here he climbs and crawls, climbs and crawls. And the magpie is watching.
She looks, and looks, and looks. And cancer creeps and crawls ...

***

The river flows
Bridge across the river
Sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
Bast on the tail
Tell me first?

***

***
In some kingdom
In an unknown state
Not where we live
A marvelous thing happened
A wonderful miracle appeared:
An important turnip grew in the garden,
Every old woman praised:
one day
You don't go around.
The whole village ate half of that turnip for a month,
Barely got there.
The neighbors saw
They ate the other half for three weeks.
The rest was piled on the cart,
Dragged past the forest
The cart was broken.
A bear ran - surprised
Falling asleep with fear...
When he wakes up -
Then the story goes on!

***

Kutyr-Mutyr lived in the middle of the Polish,
He mowed himself a stack of hay.
A ram and a sheep came
Ate the whole stack of hay...
Can't you tell the tale again from the end?

nursery rhymes
invocations
Bedtime stories

F or-there were two brothers, two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane. They mowed a stack of hay, put it in the middle of the field. Shall I tell you the tale again from the end?

F il-there was an old man, the old man had a well, and a dace lived in the well. Here the fairy tale ends.

F il-there was a king, the king had a yard, there was a stake in the yard, a bast hung on the stake. Why not start over?

- R Can I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

Tell.

You tell, and I tell, so should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

Tell.

You tell, and I tell, so what will we have, but how long it will be! Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?

- R Can I tell you a boring tale?

Tell.

You ask: tell me, so I say: tell me. So shall I tell you a boring tale?

No need.

You ask: don't, and I say: don't. So should I tell you a boring tale? .. and so on ...

- F il-was an old man. Went to the mill to grind flour...

- L a white goose ate, sat on the road - fell into a puddle. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty - got wet, vykis, got out - sat on the road and again fell into a puddle. Mok-mok, kitty-kitty, vykis, got out and so on ...

- R Can I tell you a fairy tale about crucian carp?

Tell.

The crucian swam and swam - the fairy tale began.

The crucian swam and swam along the dam - the tale is told to the middle.

I would tell you more about that carp, but it's a pity that the fairy tale is over. All…

P a river flows in the field,
A bridge is thrown across the river,
There is a sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
Bast hangs on the tail,
Should I tell you everything first?

At butt was a dog
He loved her.
She ate a piece of meat
He killed her.
Dug a hole, dug
He put the cross, wrote,
what:
The priest had a dog
etc.

F il-was king Vatuta, that's the whole fairy tale here.

—
With toit gingerbread house,
decorated with raisins,
Shines in the light of the moon.
Candy door, Can't you tell everything from the end? ..

E let's move on.
We see the bridge
A crow gets wet under the bridge.
Grab her by the tail
Shast on the bridge -
Let her dry!
Let's go further.
We see the bridge
On the bridge the crow dries.
Grab her by the tail
Shake it under the bridge -
Let her get wet!
Let's go further...

M did you go with you?
- Let's go!
Did you find boots?
— Found!
Did I give them to you?
- I did!
- Did you take them?
- Got it!
“Where are they?”
- Who?
- Yes, not who, but what!
- What?
- Boots!
- What kind?
- Well, such! Did we go with you?
- Let's go!
Did you find boots?
— Found

— With tell you a story about an owl?
- Tell!
- Good! Listen to me, don't interrupt!
Somehow an owl flew -
Funny head.
Here she flew, flew,
perched on a branch,
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again.
Here she flew, flew,
perched on a branch
She turned her tail,
I looked around,
I sang a song
And flew again...
Should I say more?

H uchelo-meowel sat on the roof,
The scarecrow meowed a song.
Scarecrow-meow with a dark red mouth,
It tormented everyone with a terrible song.
Everyone around from the scarecrow is sad and sick,
Because his song is about the fact that
A scarecrow-meowchel sat on the roof ...

H and grief is a hut,
An old woman lives in a hut.
She sits on the stove
And chews and chews kalachi.
But the old woman stood up
I got a washcloth from behind the stove ...
Well, the old woman's bast!
Shouldn't we start the story over?

AT some kingdom,
In an unknown state
Not where we live
A marvelous miracle appeared
A wonderful miracle happened:
An important turnip grew in the garden,
Each old woman praised:
You can't go around in one day.
The whole village ate half of that turnip for a month,
Barely finished it.
Neighbors saw it all
Three weeks the other half ate.
The rest of the turnips were piled on the cart,
Dragged past the forest
The cart was broken off from the cargo.
A bear ran - marveled,
Falling asleep with fear...
But when the bear wakes up -
Then the story will continue!

F il-was in the world Tsar Bubenets.
He planned to build a new palace
They brought him wet boards,
They laid the boards on the sand to dry.
They dried the boards, dried - dried up.
They put them in the river - soaked them.
Again the boards were dried - dried up,
They were soaked again - soaked!
As soon as the boards are ready,
Then we'll get back to the story.
It just won't happen any time soon:
It will happen in that year
When the goblin dies, -
And he hasn't fallen ill yet!

B abushka Arina
Cooked porridge,
Egor and Boris
Because of that porridge they fought.
Wash, wash,
Start over!

At women Matryona hut
Burenka chewed grass,
She chewed grass - was silent.
I saw: on the fence-bast.
I saw a bast - groaned ...
Shouldn't I tell you about Burenka first?

F ila-was a grandmother
Yes, by the river
Grandma wanted
Swim in the river.
Bought by grandma
Soap and wash.
Oh, and the story is good
Start over...

- THE END -